| Me: | Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet? |
| Mom: | It's been in for three minutes. Just wait. |
| Me: | I DID MY WAITING! |
| Mom: | Oh, god, not again. |
| Me: | TWELVE YEARS OF IT! |
| Mom: | Every time. |
| Me: | IN AZKABAN! |
i actually feed on intelligence
i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things
about music, films, religion, beliefs, history
i love listening to peoples opinions
i love big words
i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
people with a lot to say intrigue me
(Source: pakao, via sugarsweetforestry)
| Me: | Hi! Can you sign my pap- |
| Band Member: | Marry me. |
| Me: | What? |
| Band Member: | What? |
| Me: | |
| Band Member: | |
| Me: | |
| Band Member: | I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper. |
… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:
”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: , via pigfartspigfartsyumyum)
